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The year is 2035 and OpenAI-Paramount-Disney-Netflix controls all existing media franchises. To maximize profits and minimize consumer discomfort, viewing historical media is illegal and all entertainment consists of AI models generating fully bespoke visual media on-demand. 

We're dreamers, builders, innovators, visionaries, and with a ton of grit and a little seed capital from our dads we're here to disrupt prompting and create the optimal prompts for you to never have to experience the discomfort of seeing new IP ever again. 

Welcome to Sloppify®.